Strafe

A little man endowed with tiny sexual equipment. He spends his days and nights in his mother's basement looking for unshielded keeps so he can repetitively scout them, phone in one hand, small equipment in the other only taking breaks to fondle said equipment when a mating scene comes on on animal planet.

Even though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.

Currently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”

You so irritating. You a real strafe asshat

by Muttslut August 9, 2019

strafe

to have a hard sex with a girl

i want to strafe my girlfriend tonight.

by Uche January 25, 2008

strawer

One who collects or hoardes drinking straws for chewing purposes.

"Curly-Sue is a hardcore strawer!"

by saahy November 22, 2004

straker

A person who is a strake, or possesses the capabilities of a strake or being a strake.

What a straker.

by TheWorder12 November 30, 2011

Straberry

An imaginary fruit grown by illiterate people.

"Hey do you want a straberry?" "Umm..."

by So Pro Person November 11, 2015

camp-o-strater

a straight boy who often acts or looks extremely gay and slightly homo-erotic.
although they are straight their blond curly long hair makes them look either like a girl or like a hetrophobic.

liam butcher is extremely on the camp-o-strater side.

by chris bell July 13, 2004

Strafe

When a dog repeatedly attacks a vacuum cleaner.

Buddy strafed the vacuum so hard that it broke.

by AwkwardJellybean November 25, 2017