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stolen base

A stolen base is when after reaching first base, you may try to engage your partner to get the next base in a stealthy way.
Tony and Amy kissed. Then he grabbed her by the boobs while they kissed without her noticing. He is credited with a stolen base.
by stolen base November 21, 2014
mugGet the stolen basemug.

stolen vcr

A metric unit of measurement used by urban blacks to measure volume.
Damn, nigga, I bet that car trunk can hold 1.8 deka-stolen vcrs of crack!
by Adam Vlad November 16, 2007
mugGet the stolen vcrmug.

Stolen bike

most of the time its a BMX bike with the crappiest spray paint job, usually one color (flat black or bright white). Not to be a racist but they are usually if not always ridden by a teenage black or latino kid
Guy 1: Man! I just got my bike jacked!
Guy 2: Thats funny, cuz i just saw sum black kid riding your bike with a shitty black paint job!
by DaFuzz April 22, 2005
mugGet the Stolen bikemug.

stolen antique photos

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"
by BandMan420 November 18, 2019
mugGet the stolen antique photosmug.

Stolen Fried Chicken

The most abundant crime reported on the fourth of July in black neighborhoods.
Cashier: "911! We gots another Stolen Fried Chicken!"

Operater: "Ugh, we'll have a unit over immediately."
by Negro Power August 2, 2011
mugGet the Stolen Fried Chickenmug.

soft stolen valor

a person who uses someone else's stories they know or a story they have heard about the military as their own and claims the story to be legitimatized due to their connection with said individual. The person does not dress or impersonate by using uniforms but claims veteran privilege by their association.

vets can also be part of soft stolen valor if they embellish their own accomplishments.
Soft stolen valor is claimed by my neighbor because his brother served in Iraq.
soft stolen valor was claimed by a military individual who served but never was deployed into action
by ancientalienrockdweller June 15, 2021
mugGet the soft stolen valormug.

no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!
Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!
by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021
mugGet the no taste like stolen melonmug.

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