skitzer

A term that describes a person who regularly uses methamphetamine.

That guy was talking and moving around so fast, he must be a skitzer.

by Manda in Texas August 16, 2008

Shitzilla

Unloading a massave turd in the toilet

Damn that was Shitzilla

by Aidan Mowat February 16, 2005

Shitzphonia

A condition in which someone is unable to control their bowel movements when under stress or with increasing blood pressure while sleeping.

Guy#1: Dude, I can't stand sleeping next to Brandon. He has shitzphonia.

Guy#2: I know man. He gets nightmares all the time and shits himself in his sleep.

by Cornisha February 6, 2010

spitz

to give blowjob

“yo u givin the spitz”?

by qué bueno December 7, 2017

Smitz

Someone who is extremely smart but who acts like a ditz. he or she may also be described as "smitzy".

See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts like a ditz. She's really a smitz.

My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. He's such a smitz.

My nickname is Smitzy, because people know I'm a smitz.

by yo-yo-ma-ma December 29, 2010

slitzah

A derogatory term used to describe a person or an object closely resembling a moon rock or a kiteroll.

He was sitting on a rock, doing the 360 kiteroll when suddenly... SLITZAH moon rock style.

by LukaKuka October 11, 2007

spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.

Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.

by fess April 21, 2008