grocery stored

The act of politely ignoring someone in public, as if you were in a grocery store and quickly move to the next aisle..essentially ignoring them, or preventing yourself from being seen.

I saw Gina in Walmart the other day, and to avoid an awkward conversation i quickly grocery stored her and went down another aisle.

by Shorty and the basic bitch October 17, 2017

Stirred

To be aroused or turned on. To be horny.

"Babe, you got me stirred, especially when you talk like that!"

by Afellowbiscuit45 October 30, 2017

Staredown Mack

A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.

If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 18, 2005

stored

adj. Another word for being 'pumped' or excited.
Discovered when using T9 on a cell phone if you put the keystrokes in for 'pumped' the first thing that comes up is 'stored'

Bob: "Dude, this concert is gonna of the charts!!"
Jim: "Yeah man I'm so stored!"

by Ptotheatrick December 30, 2006

Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee

After experiencing fellatio, a man ejaculates in his partner's mouth. Then he proceeds to defecate while afflicted with diarrhoea inside his partner's mouth. Then he stirs the mixture with his dick. Then the partner swallows.

She says, " Last night my bf gave me the Caramel Double-Stirred Coffee".

Her friend - "How'd it taste?"

She - "Slightly salty, but with a distinct taste of cheese."

by ReallyMessedUpGuy#1996 May 1, 2021

Russian Staredown

When two young russians girls with similar features (skinny, bleach blonde hair), sit opposite each other on a Brooklyn subwayline and stare with scorn at one another.

{Katrina the Balarina sits down}
{Yelena the blonde sits down}

Russian staredown ensues.

by Mr. Hoboski August 4, 2008

stredulinsky

a rare pickle found in the amazon that no one messes with. NO ONE

girl: LOOK LOOK ! i found a pickle , should i eat it ?"

guy: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID !? thats a god damn stredulinsky pickle you stupid fuck. you care for that like its you friggen child. HONESTLY WOULD YOU EVER EAT A PICKLE IN THE AMAZON god DAMN you are stupid.

girl: oh

by stredddddddd January 26, 2009