Steeving Around

The art of doing nothing when there are important tasks in hand. Derived from Steve Jobs' latent disinterest at recalling any Apple products that have a design fault e.g the iphone 4 and instead thinking up future products with major design flaws that will cause the eventual decline of capitalism

Tom had been steeving around all day and did the sum total of fuck all.

by DrHenryMoody July 10, 2010

kennedy steering

Poor steering system that allows the vehicle to turn only in one direction (typically to the left) whilst in reverse. Effectively moving only "back and to the left". Commonly found in cheap remote control cars used as office toys.

Dude, have you seen the latest Firebox catalogue, it's got a kick ass remote control knight rider car, but it only has kennedy steering.

by Mark Moynihan November 8, 2007

Steving

Being pegged or penetrated in the ass by @GoddessZoey of myfreecams

GoddessZoey loves Steving her room regulars

by The Virg July 25, 2011

Sheening

The new Meme for "Winning".

Dude, Mike is totally Sheening!

by BoomBoom4u April 2, 2011

Semening

The act of secreating or shooting of semen.

She screamed loudly while I was semening causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.

by semening September 7, 2008

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass

they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders

by mike01trkr February 22, 2012