static sack 

While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.

No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.

While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.

static sack by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Static-x 

Static-X can best be described as modern industrial metal band, with big infuences of Techno, Trance.

Wayne Static, frontman, vocalsand guitarist has an unique explosive style of 'singing' or rather shouting his lyrics. Giving it all a odd ring to it. Body language on stage is very fitting with his singing.

Static-X is a kind of band you either love, or hate. It has the typical modern american, simple riffs and great focus the sound.

snippet from track "Otsegolation" by Static-X

if we gain by severance
we gain most of all
annihilate your kindness
twisting those involved

scenes of revolution
scenes of your destruction
we are desolation
we are isolation

Static-x by Not a fanboy entry September 28, 2006

static-x 

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

static-x by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004

Static IP 

And IP Address that does not change. Static IPs are given by certain ISPs, some of them offer both static, and dynamic ips.

My connection has a static IP address, therefor, it does not change when I reboot my modem.

Static IP by kyle.biddle January 22, 2011

static shock 

A great show on Cartoon Network.

Superhero static shock whoop whoop!

static shock by stewfoo January 8, 2005

static addict 

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.

Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.

static addict by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.

"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"

static retard by Bunyuns May 23, 2016