Adjective - The combined attributes of stamina, talent, and endurance needed for everyday activities. Such as beer pong.
Jeff lost five games of beer pong in a row because he did not: have the stamina to continue drinking, the talent to make a shot, and could not endure another loss. Then Alex commanded - "Jeff you have no stalance!"
Zac ate two Chipotle burritos therefore her has stalance.
Zac ate two Chipotle burritos therefore her has stalance.
by Auam May 14, 2008
Get the stalance mug.A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.
The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!
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Stalin is a DMK leader who became the Chief minister of Tamilnadu in 2021. He started his political career as a DMK party cadre, grew up gradually within the party ranks inspite of being the son of the then party leader Kalaignar M.Karunanidhi
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I worte 'write' 'right' in my facebook status but I realised I could Stalin it before anyone but Josh noticed.
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