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stalloned

jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****
by abernethy June 5, 2005
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stalloned

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned
by yessum July 21, 2003
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Sylvester Stallone

by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018
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Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.
"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"
by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019
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Stallones

Chunky rocky bag, no powder, all hard, no wap
Nah u ain't loading that shit in my bubble, save that wap for later..this shit right here, rocky, all Stallones, naint been cut, shit u got, stool softener cut 100, that why bathroom been no vacancy with yo bubbly gut
by 509CrimeMind January 1, 2022
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Stallone Insta

The act of dying while imitating something from a Stallone movie while posing for Instagram.
Damn did you hear Greg died having sex with Sandy B on Instagram? It was a real Stallone Insta
by Pauliewise November 21, 2021
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Stallonism

A school of film making that centres on action flicks. Specifically, high-budget action flicks that centre around a bad-ass actor playing a bass-ass character being bad-ass for around 90 minutes.

The plot is often excluded/unnecessary.
Well, it had Jason Statham in it but it was obviously a piece of Stallonism.
by Howe_zat July 9, 2010
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