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StarfuckSaturday

A twitter tend started in August of 2012. The rules are as follows -

-Find a twitter user with less than 1,000 followers
-Favorite a large amount of their tweets
-mention (@) them and wish them a Happy #StarfuckSaturday and ask them to pay it forward.
#StarfuckSaturday is a way for us poor folk without bonus features to get noticed.
by JJ Alexander August 30, 2012
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Starfuck

This means that you are going to Starbucks with your partner and you just fuck in the restaurant.
by FappyCumCookie May 30, 2016
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I went to starfucks this morning for a latte.
by ghenya October 11, 2005
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Starfuck

Ramming a christmas tree star up someones arse for pleasure.
James: "Its christmas time again Jimmy, time to get out the Christmas tree"
Jimmy: "Better clean off the star for this year"
James: "Good call, im ripe for a starfuck!"
by jimmyc2005 April 15, 2006
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Jac Vanek is famous for being a starfucker.
by olookatu August 7, 2008
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A young girl who dresses and acts provocatively in order to arouse older men.
Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.
by Seth February 25, 2005
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STARFUCKS

The reason that Starbucks coffee's new logo doesn't have the ring around the woman icon. The ring had the name 'STARBUCKS COFFEE' on it. Not anymore.
During the past few decades, starting with the 1999 'Battle of Seattle' and thru the 'Occupy' movement and anti-G8 demonstrations and riots, it's the Starbucks cafes that often get trashed and vandalized. Violent anarchists often have defaced Starbucks logo signs by painting an 'F' over the 'B' in the company's name. So 'STARBUCKS' signs got vandalized to read as 'STARFUCKS'.

If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.

Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.

Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2021
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