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A time-honored Malaysian tradition where one fucks up so badly he dragged others into his mess, while he only saved himself in the end and brags about it online.
Steve: "Hey, did you hear the news? Jeff didn't apply for a permit for his event and now all his staff are detained by the authorities!"
Jim: "Yeah, he got his daddy to bail him out and he's spewing shit on Facebook. What a syafuck!"
Syafuck by YeOldeTentacle April 3, 2019
Words you can keep
As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."
Yeah, bro, that chick was a butterface, so I smafucked that shit.
smafuck by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009
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A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."
That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.
smafuck by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

sayfuckyouwah 

Your friend asks you a question but you couldn't hear what they asked.
Friend: "Where's the beer?"
You heard: "Where's mumble mumble?"
Your response: "Sayfuckyouwah?"
sayfuckyouwah by Angiebergin August 3, 2007

shafuckface 

A basic insult to anyone. Very offense
QUIT BEING SUCH A SHAFUCKFACE!!!
shafuckface by funnyguy1000 March 26, 2011
Means stop fucking or fucking around.
Billy stafuck jamie!!!

John stafuck and get back to work!
Stafuck by Sexy&IKnowIt February 5, 2012

Stafucked 

When you are 4 wheeling in 4 wheel drive and get stuck to the point it takes 2 tow trucks to get to you
There I was having so much fun and wham I got stafucked (st -uh- fucked)
Stafucked by Big Char March 1, 2023
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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