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A time-honored Malaysian tradition where one fucks up so badly he dragged others into his mess, while he only saved himself in the end and brags about it online.
Steve: "Hey, did you hear the news? Jeff didn't apply for a permit for his event and now all his staff are detained by the authorities!"
Jim: "Yeah, he got his daddy to bail him out and he's spewing shit on Facebook. What a syafuck!"
Syafuck by YeOldeTentacle April 3, 2019
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As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."
Yeah, bro, that chick was a butterface, so I smafucked that shit.
smafuck by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009
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A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."
That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.
smafuck by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

sayfuckyouwah 

Your friend asks you a question but you couldn't hear what they asked.
Friend: "Where's the beer?"
You heard: "Where's mumble mumble?"
Your response: "Sayfuckyouwah?"
sayfuckyouwah by Angiebergin August 3, 2007

shafuckface 

A basic insult to anyone. Very offense
QUIT BEING SUCH A SHAFUCKFACE!!!
shafuckface by funnyguy1000 March 26, 2011
Billy stafuck jamie!!!

John stafuck and get back to work!
Stafuck by Sexy&IKnowIt February 5, 2012

Stafucked 

When you are 4 wheeling in 4 wheel drive and get stuck to the point it takes 2 tow trucks to get to you
There I was having so much fun and wham I got stafucked (st -uh- fucked)
Stafucked by Big Char March 1, 2023