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Isla is a Cute kid. SHES A REALLY ADORABLE DRAMA QUEEN, Isla is the little sister of Jack avery Sydnie avery and Ava standford it’s very rare to find a Isla where you live can Theirs only one that’s cute and funny
Wow Isla made me pee my pants

Isla standford is one adorable drama queen
by Ariana. p May 18, 2018
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Dirty Stanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.
Mark and Susan had a Dirty Stanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!
by NutGoblin69 October 15, 2020
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Stamford

Stamford is a beautiful city in connecticut, about 25 minutes from New York. Like every town or city it has its rich people, middle class, and poor. However, the most people here are generally well off. There are many nice parts of Stamford, and some bad parts further down. You can pretty much do anything, like shop, go to the movies, hike, and more. Guys and Girls seem to have a more prepped-out style and wear many different brands of clothing like Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, J. Crew, Abercrombie, Hollister, and more. The two main public high schools are Stamford High and Westhill. Both are good public schools and have made top lists. You will find many different types of people here from preppy to skaters.
ex. Stamford is a nice hard working city
by preppster. May 30, 2009
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Stamford, CT

Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.
Q: "So, where are you from?"
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."
by Nutmegger April 1, 2005
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Skankford

A town in maine where half the girls will be pregnant or street walker by the age of 13!
Hey she must be from Skankford, look at how she dresses
by Evil thing January 28, 2009
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STAMFORD

stamford is where all the rich, pretty, smart bitches and hott niggas are..LEGIT! the kids pretty much get zooted 24/7. you'll be seeing high school kids smoking bogies and sippin on 40s everywhere. all the cool kids be postin up downtown at night on fridays or chillen at twin rinks in springdale, smoking blunts in the alleys.. everyone basically wears abercrombie, aeropostale, hollister, ed hardy and nike dunks. UGGS are the main thing for pretty bitches. everyone is just so rich that they spend benjamins on weed. stamford slang is the shit and no other state can understand us, urbandictionary is basically our lingo. bangers are our main hobby and theres probably one every single day. the people are mainly white albanians italians blacks and hispanics-dont fuck with them or theyll fuck you up. stamford is the shit so WE OUT? stamford high is so near downtown that the kids barely go to class and end up going to dunkin donuts or lightin up a bogie downtown.
by raeee11 September 19, 2009
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doing a Stafford

The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.
-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet
by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010
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