Fresno Stating

When a sports team gives its fans hope only to blow it by shooting itself in the foot season after season, sport after sport.

Jim- “We look great this game. We should win this!”

Bob- “Don’t get too excited. They’ll end up Fresno Stating”

by Fresno49er November 6, 2018

School Stabbing

When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.

Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII

by JackHadden March 12, 2020

sabatini

To pleasure oneself oraly, to give oneself head or eat oneself out. Named after Frank Sabitini III, because his friend, Jesus Green, could perform it. Other forms: sabatinize, sabatinization

The contortionist sure can sabatinize!

by TapismDotCom July 18, 2003

stabbing face

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.

After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.

by CAiNiAC February 26, 2009

stabbing the cat

Wanking. From the motion of stabbing an invisible cat on ones lap.

That guy never comes out anymore, hes always stabbing the cat!

by Bewesy November 12, 2003

Stabbing Westward

a bad that kicks so much ass theres no point trying to give an impression of just how much ass they kick. not to mention, the lead singer is fuckin hott.

stabbing westward is god.

by phjls83 July 31, 2003

Stabbing Westward

The greatest band. Ever.

Seifer heard Stabbing Westward in a Max Payne mod, and felt compelled to buy all of their albums.

by Seifer Almasy (I gots a big wenis) July 23, 2003