A lovely college in St. Mary's City, Maryland. Students enjoy drinking Natty Light, Natty Bo, and Rikoloff Vodka, fondly known as ricky. They also love to smoke wed. Some learning takes place.
Come visit camp st. mary's! It rulz. Terry will greet you fondly, along with the wolf Farkas. You will see lord and maybe get a chance to smoke wed with him.
by cuntherine March 11, 2008
Get the camp st. mary's mug.St. Mary´s College of Maryland. A small liberal arts college in southern Maryland located on the St. Mary´s River. The population is generally liberal and into the outdoors. Students at the college can be found in their natural environment partying outside around a bonfire. These fires can be had either at the Point, a point on the other side of the graveyard or in North Woods, the woods just north of campus. There is a swamp called Vietnam that is a favorite hang out of some students.
There are students with popped collars but they are not well accepted by the generally student body and are generally seen as a sub par group of human beings. There are pop collared folks who are all right but generally this doesn´t fly.
The college has a strong devotion to the water front...the docks or the river are the place to be. The environment of St. Mary´s is extremely relaxed and it is often called Camp St. Mary´s. We have an annual card board boat race and an annual naked bike ride. Both are horridly important to the wellbeing of the students.
Its a great place to study, live and hang out, but remember a popped collar is not the embodiment of the college.
Bathing is option. Clothing is optional. The river is essential.
There are students with popped collars but they are not well accepted by the generally student body and are generally seen as a sub par group of human beings. There are pop collared folks who are all right but generally this doesn´t fly.
The college has a strong devotion to the water front...the docks or the river are the place to be. The environment of St. Mary´s is extremely relaxed and it is often called Camp St. Mary´s. We have an annual card board boat race and an annual naked bike ride. Both are horridly important to the wellbeing of the students.
Its a great place to study, live and hang out, but remember a popped collar is not the embodiment of the college.
Bathing is option. Clothing is optional. The river is essential.
Girl...Hey man lets head to the waterfront.
Guy...Hold on, I´m trying to find some Boh.
St Mary's ...babes on boats with boh.
Guy...Hold on, I´m trying to find some Boh.
St Mary's ...babes on boats with boh.
by the bend in the river April 6, 2010
Get the St Mary's mug.St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School is located in Karrinyup, Perth, Western Australia. This school is known for having top academics in Western Australia; However, the girls who get accepted are usually the gorgeous, want to be slutty, dumb ones who have money as well as the quiet, prude, smart, not so weathly ones. Each girl is placed in one of six houses: Craig, Hackett, Lefroy, Riley, Wardle or Wittenoom. Craig wins everything each year so there is no point for the other houses to even try. This school does have a very strict uniform. One has to wear their hair up everyday to prevent lice, the girls are not allowed to have on any make up, they are not allowed to roll their skirts; however, all girls roll their skirts to show more leg to teachers and fellow female students. The real "bad girls" wear the Physical Education uniform for the whole day. Their brother school HALE views St. Mary's girls as
"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
by WhAtThEeFf_MaTe November 14, 2009
Get the St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School mug.An institution in Southern Maryland where affluent Caucasian parents send their private school educated kids because they do not wish to pay for a private college.
St.Mary's College of Maryland
DAD "Hey son your mother and I think you should go to St. Mary's College of Maryland we cannot afford to pay for you to go to a better school since we just bought you a 2015 BMW."
SON "But Father..."
DAD "Silence you imbecile!" *Slap*
SON *crying*
DAD "Hey son your mother and I think you should go to St. Mary's College of Maryland we cannot afford to pay for you to go to a better school since we just bought you a 2015 BMW."
SON "But Father..."
DAD "Silence you imbecile!" *Slap*
SON *crying*
by NerdRAGE April 6, 2015
Get the St.Mary's College of Maryland mug.Small liberal arts college on the St. Mary's River in southern Maryland. Known (though this word is used quite loosely) as the 'the Public Honors College,' St. Mary's prides itself on the things a liberal arts college normally would: a warm and intimite atmosphere, a nice campus and a broad but balanced education.
However, after a period of prolonged exposure (15 hours or more) the atmosphere of warmth and intimacy deteriorates into smugness and paranoid colostrophobia, the niceness of the campus dies along with summer leaving it a barren and bleak gulag, and the broad and balanced education you thought would make you a better overall person merely prevented you from advancing professionally in any specialized field and instead transformed you into the most pretentious drive-thru manager your local McDonald's has ever known.
Also known for frisbee golf, May Day and Hallowgreens. Whether or not you like frisbee golf (it's rarely called 'frolf' since there is no desire to save time among SMCM students as their time isn't valuable to begin with) you will find yourself dodging plastic discs at every corner of the campus. May Day, the day in which students run naked from one end of the campus to the other, is the very reason indeciency laws were drafted. Hallogreens is the crowing achievement of the drug and alcohol addictions that students have developed since their attendence; an event made even more special by the fact that students blackout in their own vomit (among other bodily fluids), dressed as their favorite 80s cartoon characters (a chilling visual representation of lost innocence. Sorry- that was the liberal arts degree talking).
If you're looking for a chance to never bathe again, save your birthday when you'll be foricibly tossed into St. Johns pond and subsequently contract cholera, to smoke weed, to drink cheap beer, to kick start a life of depression after your professors point out the infinite problems of the world without offering a glint of hope or feasable solutions resulting in you eventually blowing your brains out in the tub at the age of 27, to pop your collar and be either a WASPy bastard or a damn faux-hippie then early decision starts December 1st.
However, after a period of prolonged exposure (15 hours or more) the atmosphere of warmth and intimacy deteriorates into smugness and paranoid colostrophobia, the niceness of the campus dies along with summer leaving it a barren and bleak gulag, and the broad and balanced education you thought would make you a better overall person merely prevented you from advancing professionally in any specialized field and instead transformed you into the most pretentious drive-thru manager your local McDonald's has ever known.
Also known for frisbee golf, May Day and Hallowgreens. Whether or not you like frisbee golf (it's rarely called 'frolf' since there is no desire to save time among SMCM students as their time isn't valuable to begin with) you will find yourself dodging plastic discs at every corner of the campus. May Day, the day in which students run naked from one end of the campus to the other, is the very reason indeciency laws were drafted. Hallogreens is the crowing achievement of the drug and alcohol addictions that students have developed since their attendence; an event made even more special by the fact that students blackout in their own vomit (among other bodily fluids), dressed as their favorite 80s cartoon characters (a chilling visual representation of lost innocence. Sorry- that was the liberal arts degree talking).
If you're looking for a chance to never bathe again, save your birthday when you'll be foricibly tossed into St. Johns pond and subsequently contract cholera, to smoke weed, to drink cheap beer, to kick start a life of depression after your professors point out the infinite problems of the world without offering a glint of hope or feasable solutions resulting in you eventually blowing your brains out in the tub at the age of 27, to pop your collar and be either a WASPy bastard or a damn faux-hippie then early decision starts December 1st.
Example #1:
Tony: Hey, so where do you go to school?
Jack: St. Mary's College of Maryland.
Tony: Oh Mount St. Mary's! That cool. I--
Jack: No, St. Mary's College.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's county.
Tony: *blank Stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's city.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: On the St. Mary's river!
Tony: *blank stare* ....Mount St. Mary's?
Jack: *hits Tony with a shovel*
Example #2
Employer: So it says here you attended St. Mary's College of Maryland, the public honors college. Could you elaborate on what a 'public honors' college is exactly?
Sarah: Well, I-I'm not sure. I think it's because we're all honor students at heart.
Employer: *shakes head* Wow, thanks. Don't call us. We'll call you.
Sarah: *cries*
Tony: Hey, so where do you go to school?
Jack: St. Mary's College of Maryland.
Tony: Oh Mount St. Mary's! That cool. I--
Jack: No, St. Mary's College.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's county.
Tony: *blank Stare*
Jack: In St. Mary's city.
Tony: *blank stare*
Jack: On the St. Mary's river!
Tony: *blank stare* ....Mount St. Mary's?
Jack: *hits Tony with a shovel*
Example #2
Employer: So it says here you attended St. Mary's College of Maryland, the public honors college. Could you elaborate on what a 'public honors' college is exactly?
Sarah: Well, I-I'm not sure. I think it's because we're all honor students at heart.
Employer: *shakes head* Wow, thanks. Don't call us. We'll call you.
Sarah: *cries*
by m. kw January 27, 2007
Get the St. Mary's College of Maryland mug.An academically rich and competitive school. It boasts a rigorous and competitive environment both academically and athletically. The kids that go here can take AP courses while playing three sports and scoring 2300s on SAT's. We are the best school in Annapolis. We are wealthy white kids who breathe excellence in every area. People are jealous of our smarts, athletic skills and money. We look down at other schools like AACS (filled of faggots) ABSHS (also filled with faggots) IC (who cares) Key (gay stoners) severn (gayyyyy). We are the best school, we rock the polos and look sick doing it. We live in the best neighborhoods: Murray Hill, Sherwood, Bay Ridge etc... We have the nicest beach houses, and people don't mess with us bc they know we would kick their ass.
girl: Hey you are you a St. Mary's Saint?!
Guy: yeah.
Girl:omg your so hot and smart, we should hook up.
Guy: Yeah well I had plans with these other chicks but you can join.
Girl: OK!
Guy: yeah.
Girl:omg your so hot and smart, we should hook up.
Guy: Yeah well I had plans with these other chicks but you can join.
Girl: OK!
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