Hershey Squirt

When fornicating (more effective with elderly lady). thrust violently forward and push firmly or even punch the female's lower back, repeatedly do these simultaneously until she sharts or completely squirts out of her ass.

I totally gave her the hershey squirt yesterday
did she shower after?
no she was so drunk she just slept in it.

by desperadojoe December 9, 2008

Hershey Squirt

The act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss into one's anus and shitting it into their partner's mouth.

I smelled a foul odor emanating from the other room and when I looked through the door, I saw Carley giving Tyler a Hershey Squirt.

by Gargled Mayo February 16, 2014

exploding hershey squirts

Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.

After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.

by Al Caholic March 9, 2005

Tallahassee Hershey Squirt

After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.

"my girl gave me the best Tallahassee Hershey Squirt"

by Tasticx March 12, 2021

technicolor hershey squirts

A colorful term for "Fruity Pebbles" in relation to "Cocoa Pebbles"

This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.

Technicolor hershey squirts are just like the shits with a little more color and flavor.

by TheSantaMan December 12, 2006

Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell

Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts

by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025

Hershey squirts

Projectile diarrhea

I went in the Taco Bell bathroom and someone Baja blasted all over the stall.. they must’ve had an extreme case of the Hershey squirts

by Jbizzle343 October 13, 2019