squeezing the tomato

squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.

yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?

by Mercedes Bends June 15, 2007

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018

Squeezing the Salamander

Another way of saying "Choking the Chicken" or "Slapping the Salami"

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.

by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019

Squeezing an edloaf

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020