spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006

spulch

A disturbing sexual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. The word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead vagina being pried open can sound like 'spulch'.

"The gravestone said she was only 18, so I got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching."

by Capnscumbone September 21, 2007

Sputch

A slutty bitch particularly a female

dude1: dude i'm gonna go ask the hot chick out

dude1: no dude she looks like a sputch

by noogface October 1, 2012

stuuch

Stubborn if sum1 was actin stubborn u can say stuuch

nudge me if ur peng - hey

peng boi - *nudges*

nudge me if ur peng - 54 nudges so far

peng boi - *3 nudges*

nudge me if ur peng - stuuch

by baby*phat August 22, 2006

sputch

non-specific term used to suggest intimate anatomy or genitalia without overtly identifying the specific area.
Often used for comedic effect.

"He kicked me right in the sputch!"

by Filk March 12, 2010

sputch

sputch: adj. to throw up in/on someones vagina whilst masterbating.

Boy X : Aww man I was so drunk last night, I the girl I took home ended up with a sputch.
Boy Y : Omg I can't believe u sputched that chick, she'll be fishing chunks out for days.

Girl A : If I had to be a lesbian I'd totally sputch everytime.
Girl B : Let's lez out then, I love hot puke on my cunny!

by gommeroids August 22, 2011

Spouch

The combination of a spouse who cheated or a spouse who is a grouch. One you commonly refer to as a "dick" therefor can also be refereed to as a crotch. Hence spouch.

That's my former spouch.
You are a being a spouch, hun.
In the court documents i just put a "total spouch"

by kiddolestrange January 11, 2013