Spunkstaneously

Spontaneous spunking

Mathieu's boyfriend spunkstaneously jizzed on his back while he was asleep.

by Wairau October 19, 2018

spunkshwey

That thing women do in pornographic films when the men finish on their faces and they play with it all weird and obsessively and eventually end up swallowing it.

I watched a sweet porn vid last night, there was an extra long spunkshwey scene at the end, it was almost too much, borderline gross.

by Rangton June 1, 2016

spunktion

a ladies face after bukkake. Or just a central place of orgasm for guys....hopefully a face.

Raleigh, I'll meet you at the spunktion of my dick and her glasses later tonight.

by joeyho June 22, 2009

SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.

Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.

by lancasterlool February 5, 2020

spunktious

a sexy BEAST unknown on earth! commonly peoples whose names are ronan, chris, and jermbomb

dang, ronan, chris, and jermbomb are spunktious! girls cant get enough of them

by 3beastboyz September 20, 2009

Spunking

The act of caressing the ass of an unsuspecting victim.

Most often witnessed in subways. An acceptable but lesser used version can be used to describe rubbing ones own ass in a public place thereby making others feel uncomfortable.

(eg Spunking used to be my favorite hobby until I found out that all the times I've been maced can cause blindess)

by Mike Teri December 2, 2007

spunktious

a sexy BEAST unknown on earth! commonly peoples whose names are ronan, chris, and jermbomb

dang, ronan, chris, and jermbomb are spunktious! girls cant get enough of them

by 3beastboyz September 20, 2009