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alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
by tesfurdo November 21, 2006
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brussel sprouts

a person who annoys everyone and has no friends. It is normally a girl and they dont know what people think of them. They think everyone is there friend, but everyone but like one person hates them.
Ewww. That girl is such a brussel sprouts.
by bethany ann jones March 28, 2011
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sprouts

Hey dude, I don't have to teach my preschool class for another fifteen minutes. Lets get high on some silly sprouts.
by JakeDave August 20, 2010
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scroaters

SCROATERS- Teenage idiots that go round public roads/pavements/parks on scooters or scramblers causing mayhem to roadusers and pedestrians, pulling stunts.
SCROATERS: Little bollockses riding unlawfully and dangerously like little pricks (scrotums)
Kids: See them bikers on the park riding round yesterday they're sick.
Father: They aren't bikers son, they're SCROATERS, Little bollockses riding unlawfully and dangerously like little pricks (scrotums) if you want to be a biker son you need respect honour and loyalty. They're just idiots with no morals.
by Shady stafford March 30, 2017
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Coal Sprouts

Runner of the Netflix US account.
Kiernan Shipkas BFF.
NOT Cole Sprouse.
The best friend anyone could ask for. If you're sad he will be there for you with a good advice for a new Netflix show. If you're happy he will be still there for you.
Coal'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
Coal'll be there for you, like he's been there before
Don't drag him to realease the Stranger Things Season 3 Trailer. He does not like that!
He has real good Microsoft Paint Skills.. don't even try to mess with him.
Basically just the coolest Dude ever.. nothing much more to say
A: Look he is so cool.. he MUST be a Coal Sprouts.
B: yeah you're right Coal Sprouts' are awesome
A: no wait that's not possible, there is only one true Cole Sprouts
by jolly bolly February 15, 2019
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lil sprouts groupchat

*a scary place where the Jason tam stans unite*

And some weird Tammy memes
The lil sprouts groupchat makes me want to hide in a hole. But in a good way. Wait i-
by _dearevanhamilton_ May 18, 2019
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chicken sprouts

chicken sprouts isnt a real thing
by poopydickhairs March 26, 2023
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