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Beefy Sparkler

A withered or ‘spentpenis
He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy
by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022
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Stinky Sparkler

When it’s New Year’s Eve and you cum on your wife’s butt as she farts.
Last night we celebrated New Year’s Eve with a stinky sparkler!
by Swidelman December 31, 2025
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kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler
Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .
by Kansas boi April 15, 2017
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