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Palm Springsteen

A sick band with even sicker members. Their fanbase is full of fuckin crackheads and the lead singer has an odd fascination with avocados but it’s fine. Also, the guitarist is basically Keanu Reeves so you have no choice but to stan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by whiskeyroscoe October 31, 2019
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Springsteen Day Adventist

Members of the cult that follows Bruce Springsteen (they bypassed being mere fans (read: having a trace of rational thought) long ago) who think anything BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE does is genius and without fault.
"'Springsteen did 'I Wanna Be Sedated' and improved on that crap group The Ramones' original,' the Springsteen Day Adventist informed me."

"The Springsteen Day Adventist balled his fists at me and said, 'Shut up! He may live in a gated house, but Springsteen is still a man of the people!'"

"'Your gay,' typed the Springsteen Day Adventist to a negative comment about The Boss posted on YouTube, demonstrating that not even adhering to proper spelling got in the way of his devotion to BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE."
by Ass "T. Rex" DeGaul February 27, 2014
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springsteen

average highschool boy: if she breathe, she a thot
springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
by ur fav thot April 22, 2019
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springcrest

A neighborhood where asians and also cool kids (like me) chill. It used to be a lot more scene (haha) and people used to hang out there and blade around, and sometimes Jack and Jeff would visit from Indiana (of course this is before they moved back). Kids would blade and hang out and drink soy milk and get dog shit on sticks and blow up pumpkins after halloween. Now it's all disintegrating but we might go there today.
Let's go chill at Springcrest. Matt's there, so people will be outside; plus it's chilly out, so it'll be the shizznit.
by Mexican Skier October 9, 2005
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Springsteened

The act of someone canceling an event, an event in which thousands of people (former fans) paid a large sum of money, and, or sexual favors to attend. Getting Springsteened can also refer to someone ditching plans made with you after you already paid for it. Generally involves a musician whose ego is the size of the fucking Hindenburg, caring little about the fans who have nothing to do with the legislature they want to protest.
ex. 1
Mike: "Hey, man, how was that Pearl Jam concert at Walnut Creek last night?"

Alex: "I didn't get to go! Vedder and Pearl Jam fucking Springsteened on us.."

ex. 2

Mike: "Hey, Jordan, how was the movies with you and that girl last night?"

Jordan: "She didn't even show man, I had already bought the tickets on Fandango and everything!"

Mike: "Damn, brother, I hate to hear you got Springsteened last night."

Bruce Springsteen, Maroon5, Pearl Jam, Ringo Starr, Pretentious, Cocksuckers, HB2 GTHC
by MikeJ#GTHC May 25, 2016
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super sharp springsteen

see also springsteen and super springsteen, like a super springsteen but better. one without tobacco.
"i was fucked, i had just smoked a super sharp springsteen"
by jeremy springsteen April 30, 2004
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Bruce Springsteen

"on this coin is a picture of the Bruce"
"The what?"
"The Bruce"
"eh?"
"The Bruce Springsteen..."
"...."
"The Queen!"
"oh."
by funktrap February 9, 2009
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