sprinched

something that is set up to be unfair, phony, rigged.

The game was sprinched and I had no chance; I think there was some sprinching going on at AIG.

by Dumpy30000 April 18, 2009

Srench

(noun) - It means something inappropriate, but nobody really knows what.

"Dude, that shit is srench!"
"What?"
"Srench, like...I dont know."
"You're drunk, Tom, go home."

by Sigulbard November 5, 2012

sprunch

The sound one makes when they fall from a great height, making a Splat and a Crunch sound.

Wow! When you fell from up there--you made a Splat AND a Crunch sound! A Sprunch!!!

by Moons McSparkles September 4, 2016

spreeching

mainly happens with UZIs or MAC-10, its when you spray the opps by shooting from side to side.
kinda like spray and pray.

A: "yo are they dead?"
B:"i was spreeching dem, fo sho they dead"

by MGD - DONKi April 1, 2017

Serencholy

The realization that at some point in your past you may have crossed paths with the person that could have made you absolutely and utterly happy to have created a once in a life time relationship with—a perfect soul mate with whom you could be ultimately happy being a completely unfiltered version of yourself with—only to realize that the likelihood of ever crossing paths with this person again due to the utter magnitude in size of the Earth, the impossibility of discovering some effective way to ever make contact with them just to have the possibility to strike up the conversation needed to ignite the spark, and the absolute randomness required for a second encounter to ever happen again is something that would rely on a level of luck that becomes increasingly infinitesimal in odds against you as time passes and distance grows between the very spot you might have made contact in a brief passing.

As Jon walked through the airport he was washed over by a sense of serencholy, wondering if he'd ever passed within inches of his other half.

by OzztheWizzard October 7, 2017

Spronch

The act of opening a soda that makes the sound.

personman: "this b*tch full. YEET!"
manperson: "Oh noooo, if I open my soda now it will spronch everywhere."
personman: *proceeds to yeet*

by skoitmcYoite December 18, 2018

Sprunch

Sprunch is a combination of sprite and fruit punch. Usually made at fountain machines with the proportion of each drink part mixed to the users discretion. It is a popular drink combination in Hawai’i thanks to its local creator Galen Duchene-Kim.

Eh no make my sprunch too sweet, use more sprite.

by tjanomix May 30, 2019