wet scream

The whaling sound you make after you prematurely bust during a lap dance and the stripper keeps grinding away on your sensitive and soggy crotch.

Dude, was everything OK in the champagne room? I think I heard you let out a wet scream that sounded like Robert Plant during a Led Zeppelin interlude.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 1, 2019

Skream

Real name Oliver Dene Jones, Skream is one of the pioneers of dubstep that made a significant push to get dubstep into the mainstream. He does a very good job of making his songs have a wide appeal while still sounding very smooth and personal.

Me: Hey have you heard of Skream?

Person: Scream? You mean the horror movie?

Me: No he's a dubstep artist, it's Scream with a K.

Person: Oh I see.

Me: You should check out all of his songs, he's fantastic.

by Eliasman March 4, 2011

Pasta Scream

When your in line at a pasta buffet to get your pasta and the person is about to put the wrong sauce on your pasta, you yell out a primal Pasta Scream.

Sara asked for the white sauce on her pasta, but the man kept bringing the ladle full of green sauce closer and closer to the pasta. She let out her loudest Pasta Scream, "NOOOOOOO" until she realized the pasta was not hers and that she had just caused a ruckus.

by Shroomsingbs October 21, 2011

eagle spread pose

When you pose for a picture you hold out both arms and tilt your head upward. The eagle spread pose indicates to others that you are an eagle and they are small birds which you can eat. It is a pose of dominance. This pose was invented by comedian Dex Carrington and featured heavily in the series "Dexpedition" on MTV Europe. The pose later gained international appeal when it was featured throughout the Snowboard World Championships in Norway 2012.

In a club you stand on a speaker and do an eagle spread pose to assert your dominance and awesomeness. (someone takes a picture of you doing the eagle spread pose in that club)

by Jared Funky funk April 25, 2012

Spreadsheet Monkey

Someone who gets roped into doing extensive data analysis - usually on behalf of a superior who isn't smart enough to do the work himself.

I was supposed to go to the convention but I got roped into being a spreadsheet monkey instead

by Chigger23 August 11, 2008

screaming alpha

Navy slang for a person engulfed in flames, usually running around screaming; so termed because burning people fit into the category of class-A/class-Alpha fires (those involving solid, organic combustibles and which leave ashes).

"If you watch that news film of the Hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage."

by Dr. Twisted August 30, 2004

screaming harry

When one does a massive SHIT and screams in pain

My mate had a screaming Harry after his curry

by Hilly May 18, 2019