Spawney Melt

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

by dogegg July 13, 2011

Sprang-Capelle

A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.

Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."

by AlCrispyCaponeCabron October 15, 2023

spawncamper

A weak, talentless player who in order to increase his/her own kill count relies on respawning players as easy targets.

We have a 'spawncamper' in our base!
Someone get that spawn camper!

by Bunneh July 9, 2003

sprang on

Memphis Slang: To hit someone in the face.

"I'm gonna sprang on you"

by Antwon Butler April 22, 2007

sprained nipple

~When you touch your nipple so much it feels like you sprained it.

~the feeling of a sprained knee but on your breast.

~when your lover bites your nipple so hard during a sexual encounter that you feel he/she has sprained it.

Sara- "Johnny bit my nipple so hard last night that I feel like he sprained it...should i see a doctor..or nah?"
Jamie- "Nah girl its just a sprained nipple."

by jamieB February 19, 2014

spawnfag

A fag at spawn (0, 0 or nearby) who kills players and is an overall dickhead
Commonly dwelling on Minecraft anarchy servers such as 2b2t or 9b9t.
They stay at spawn being an annoying piece of shit that nobody likes.

<random small player> You fucking jackass I was just trying to get to my base to dupe
<annoying spawnfag> hahahahahaha sit down nn dog!!!!!!!

by SynonymRoll January 5, 2020

spawn killer

In any Mulitplayer FPS, a player who waits for the opposing team's players to regenerate in a predetermined point, and launch an attack on them as they come out of the point back onto the playing field.

"Someone cap that fag spawn killer throwing artillery strikes by our checkpoint."

by o August 22, 2003