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Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.
Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.
by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012
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spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.
Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.
by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016
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Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once
I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!
by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017
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straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!
Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !
by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019
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tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.
Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.
by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014
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back spaddle

1. When one is riding their bike and the road had water on it and the water splashes from the tire to your back.

2. When she willingly or unknowingly gets your jizzum on her back.
1.Dam it yo. I was riding my bike oer er. Not thinking bout the rain and got back spaddle on my new threads.

2. She loves it when she gets that back spaddle.
by Beowulf78 September 5, 2017
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skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences
Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler
by tiplicker May 10, 2023
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