Spoobing

Spooning with hand on boob.

"Johnny needs to get laid." "Nah, he just needs a good spoobing."

by Spoobinator December 22, 2009

Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!

"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"

by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012

Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

by kingblingdong April 27, 2010

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010

Email spoofing

The email version of a prank call.

There is a prank website where you email spoofing someone's email address.

by GKDR2 March 3, 2019

spooding

the act of spooning in the nude

"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"

by Gentleman Scholars January 4, 2009

Spokking

Making a hand jesture like spock from star trek and using it to double penertrate a female

i spokked her she loved it

by paul johns December 15, 2004