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Spencered

Getting "Spencered" is when one says he is going to hit the head and never
returns to the meeting, later to be found hovering over a
booth of a mother daughter where buy the "Spencer" is trying to pick up
the 18 year old daughter and of course removing his self from the bill
on another board members birthday.
Hey man, you Spencered me on my birthday! Where did you go? The check was 85$ you prick!
by VENUMB July 29, 2011
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stonkered

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.
After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.
by xezi October 7, 2005
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Spencered

The act of taking a ridiculous meat slab inside of you. Possible outcomes consist of heavy wheel chair use, crutches, even death if excessive. Very good looking cat and comes off as being gentle but can really deal a full dish of meat
Person 1:"yo nigga, why that bitch walking like that?!"
Person 2: "Ah shit man she just got spencered!"

Lucky Female: "If i get spencered one more time I am making a purchase at the scooter store!"
by Sir swags alot August 16, 2011
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Stangered

To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.
"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger
by J.K.2 November 12, 2011
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Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.
Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!
by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012
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Soonered

Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.
"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."
by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014
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sponger

bodyboarder,aka sponger. Due to genetic inadequacy, was never able to grow large enough balls to become a full fledged surfer. Habitat- shitty breaks where can be seen performing signature l-rollo's, flailng belly spins and roasting pole.
Dude, i just speared that sponger as he tryed to drop in on me from way out side.

comment:
bodyboarder that pushes water aerial manuvers to the limit, that rides a versatile board that can take off/launch off on any hallow thick waves like shark island, Teahupoo, wedge and can come out from a really deep barrels. overall another outcast of sports media society.
by f1 May 8, 2003
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