Mr Spindles

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021

Spoodleboink

a word desribing what a potato does.

Sean: A potato goes....
Brandi: Spoodleboink!!!!!

by bittie July 8, 2006

Spindler

The remanents of a stool left in the toilet bowl after multiple flushes that require the use of a toilet brush to remove.

After one number two, I needed the toilet brush to remove 3 or 4 'spindlers' from the bowl.

by Worst Teammate Experience December 15, 2008

Spundle

The less obvious word for sperm. The word was derived when cubert was texting quincys girlfriend on his mobile writing that quincy tried to spunk on him i believe his words were "help quincy just spundled on my foot". Using predictive text the word spundled came up instead of spunked. This word is very useful in odd situations,
Teacher: "What are those silly stains by your genitalia area"
You: "Sorry i accidently spundled".
It's probably the most used word in the english dictionary today.

"Yet again quincy turned up to school with spundlings in his hair".
"Bob ate some beetroot and his spundlings turned red when he wambled the next day".
"Yuck his spundlings tasted like cheese".
"Spundle smells funny".
"Spundle makes babies".

by JOSAFOOWIS September 28, 2005

spondulex

a brat little kid, who is always causing trouble.

Bart Simpson would be a spondulex in my Grandpa's opinion.

by Jibbie July 10, 2003

spondewliks

It describes money, usually available as ready cash, with connotations of it being obtained in a devious, underhand or illegal manner. It therefore has a kind of fascination beyond its face value.

a wad of legal tender notes or
a hoard of cash

by Con Mitchel May 13, 2005

Spoodlerneckles

Platonically cool and good person

A spooder

Neckle

Spoodlerneckles is good

by Kojiisastupidiot September 2, 2018