Snarky Cat

Spunky, cute, and doesn't let things get past without an appropriately timed, snarky comment

When I think of you I often think snarky cat

by chicago222 November 7, 2011

Snark Chariot

n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.

"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."

by Snark Chariot February 5, 2015

spaarkely

He is spaarkely better known as Muffin. He is an asshole but that's just his online persona. He writes banger after banger everyday.

Spaarkely is the single reason humanity is still alive right now.

by spaarkly January 6, 2021

Final Spark

The ultimate ability for the champion Lux from the game League of Legends. Shoots a massive laser in one direction dealing massive damage and making you shit your pants in fear.

"Their Lux has their Final Spark ready don't get hit."

"Demacia!" - Lux

by toucanguppy April 24, 2019

spark a leno

to twist a budd
leno is from the spanish word leño that means wood log and stands here as a slang for buddah

spark a leno when we ride

by Swoopa March 2, 2009

Snarky Bitch

One who gives a lot of attitude. Excessively sassy individual.

That snarky bitch has a bit of charm to her.

by elhous July 12, 2010

snarkalicious

Sarcastic. A term used exclusively by the kind of pathetic, trying too hard future soccer mamas to whose "jokes" friends can only respond with a blank stare and vague, twitchy attempt at a smile. Seriously, don't ever, ever use this word. It is strictly douchebags.

"Then the waitress at TGI Friday's was like, 'Do you want a doggy bag?' and I was like, 'No, I just want to throw out the other half of this pork chop!' I mean, seriously! She had it coming."

"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"

by Not That Kind of Girl August 30, 2009