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shit slinging

1. To insult someone savagely, to proverbially 'throw shit' at them.
2. A common curse.
3. The act of using a slingshot to propel shit at people.
1.
A: You're an asshole.
B: What? You're the asshole.
C: Hey, stop the shit slinging.

2. After walking onto a rake, hence causing it to rise in your face: shit slinging rake!

3. After slingshotting shit at someone:
A: Look, I got him.
B: Good shit slinging, Mr Jobs.
by Philip the person December 28, 2008
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slinging hash

Working in a restaurant as a server/waiter or anywhere in the "front-of-house" on the service side (not kitchen). Originally coined for the fast food, greasy spoon, diner waitress.
After losing her job, Alice was slinging hash to keep her kids fed.
by womp'm March 21, 2008
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Mancave spelunking

The act of kickin it in your room by yourself. All men need to get away now and then, telling your friends your gonna be mancave spelunking is a way for a guy to get away with being anti-social.
Friend 1: what you gonna do now?
Friend 2: ima go mancave spelunking for a while, see where it takes me...
by Realmanfuronchest June 24, 2010
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beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013
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Sucker-plunging

Sexual move: When you're tonguing the butthole and sucking it at the same time.
Oh baby, baby, you know sucker-plunging is my favorite sex move!!
by Slutty Jerry April 14, 2021
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dick plunging

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet
I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.
by PAYNT May 16, 2016
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Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.
You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING
by YES! October 22, 2004
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