Shin Splints

A pain below your knee from too much running - its a pain in the ass. You get it mostly from Track, and having too much sex. Soon to be classified as an STD.

Coach: There's a difference from injuries and shin splints. Suck it up.
Runner: Fuck you. Injuries - you can't run. Shin splints, you can't run, but you run anyway, until you get an injury.

by Trackdude92 April 2, 2007

Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor

As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020

green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Hair Splitter

The making of unreasonably fine distinctions. No matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.

a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"

Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"

by siouxyaya123 March 12, 2012

Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.

Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels February 18, 2009

reticulating splines

v.
A necessary computation performed by numerous Maxis Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without meticulous reticulation.

See: reticulatingsplines on ytmnd for further information.

I just generated a random map, but had to wait for the game to finish reticulating splines.

by Crick Albert July 22, 2009