In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'
You did a great job, splice the main brace.
by John Vino December 18, 2011
When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
by Laglog December 01, 2024
A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
is when TWO MOST PRIMARY PEOPLE in YOUR LIFE are used to bring TUMULTUOUS LIMBO.
IT'S all in the "DO THE MATH" MUSIC.
TWO CORPORATIONS ARE VYING for more EYEING and WAY LESS EYEING
IT'S all in the "DO THE MATH" MUSIC.
TWO CORPORATIONS ARE VYING for more EYEING and WAY LESS EYEING
LOOK one thing about it as this one WANTS ME TO MASTURBATE in front of them again and instead of back in FEBRUARY 1980 when I CAME , " saying 00000H! instead say , " can I finally SUCK IT who is super hairy fat smelly brilliant DISC JOCKEY MALE and this CUNT SAY NO wants to take the music I wrote, "say forget about it as "look ALAN it's ADAM on the former SDX EXPRESS PARADISE BUS ,and "oh my GOD CHICKY GIRL you are being the EVENING AGAI.N as I lay in my extended STAY OF EXECUTION singing "HOOKED" and ANTHONY KEY BAY says "I SOUND HAPPY" , from my MARITAL PEDOPHILIA DESIRES , as you are "EVE" butt realize this SPLICE LIFE STRIFE is pulling this FAGGOT away from YOU and your male friend , "00000H! , so your realize this , WHAT SHALL I DO JACK SIN?
I am sorry my HUMAN BEINGS as I am getting up with MY PEEPLES in my SPLICE LIFE STRIFE like the rest of us "ORSTRACIZED ASSH0LES to have another "DOG DAY AFTERNOON" as it seems as what part of NATURE besides "HUMAN" are you feeling? as again you may call me "PROFFESOR ARDVAARK ( pronounced ARDBAARK ) or "OFF IH SIR , CACA as I am due to PHYSICALLY EAT SHIT SANDWICH n front of everyone as the PISS DRINKING is out the way BUTT now I have to go (DAM)(MAD) CLITHING SHOPPING for something as "GF eye get my DRIFT.
LOOK the government is accusing GOOGLE ALPHABET AND META "FACEBOOK" of the SPLICE LIFE STRIFE and the "full disposition of the case has to do with the " ONE WHO IS THE MOST OPTIMAL KOREAN MASTURBATOR."
I am sorry my HUMAN BEINGS as I am getting up with MY PEEPLES in my SPLICE LIFE STRIFE like the rest of us "ORSTRACIZED ASSH0LES to have another "DOG DAY AFTERNOON" as it seems as what part of NATURE besides "HUMAN" are you feeling? as again you may call me "PROFFESOR ARDVAARK ( pronounced ARDBAARK ) or "OFF IH SIR , CACA as I am due to PHYSICALLY EAT SHIT SANDWICH n front of everyone as the PISS DRINKING is out the way BUTT now I have to go (DAM)(MAD) CLITHING SHOPPING for something as "GF eye get my DRIFT.
LOOK the government is accusing GOOGLE ALPHABET AND META "FACEBOOK" of the SPLICE LIFE STRIFE and the "full disposition of the case has to do with the " ONE WHO IS THE MOST OPTIMAL KOREAN MASTURBATOR."
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 02, 2022
U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.
by dj_ordje March 29, 2021
An Obscure, Hilarious, Creative Teletoon cartoon about A Doctor creating mutants in an Island, then got arrested for doing so, and now all of the Mutants make their own society, Followed up by creative and crazy Episodes.
Person 1: I wonder if anyone has heard of The Show, Spliced.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.
by Bloofrozo April 17, 2022
Where you/a group of friends jerk off to gore. Whoever nuts to the gore first, has to recreate the video. Ex-nutting to execution videos=getting executed
by Jamalquantavius April 24, 2024