Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury
"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."
by I Kuchaokof May 03, 2019
a very sexy man with a very large cock
by Tyler splaine February 14, 2018
It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
by Major Thomas Randle February 07, 2019
1. When someone explains in great detail about a subject, or how to do do something despite the victim have a sufficient amount of knowledge and/or experience.
2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.
Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".
Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.
2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.
Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".
Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.
1.
LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"
Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"
LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."
2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*
Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"
LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"
Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"
LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."
2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*
Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"
by Hoofing_diddler September 28, 2024
A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.
Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.
by Borelia January 25, 2025
The scientific Latin version of Womansplaining.
It's basically the opposite of mansplaining.
A woman explaining something or anything in a condescending way to a man.
It's basically the opposite of mansplaining.
A woman explaining something or anything in a condescending way to a man.
This woman accused me of mansplaining. She proceeded to use Gyno-splaining against me. I told her "I didn't know I was speaking to someone with a mental illiness..." Then I walked away.
by TheRealSlim-Shady August 20, 2022
When a company or celebrity are promoting a product or project but instead use the platform to virtue signal SJW politics. The term is gender specific.
Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.
Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.
Donny paid for air time on television to sell his product. Upon taping for his time he rattles off about politics supporting nazi feminism.
Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."
Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."
by antayat March 09, 2019