1. When someone explains in great detail about a subject, or how to do do something despite the victim have a sufficient amount of knowledge and/or experience.
2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.
Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".
Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.
2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.
Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".
Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.
1.
LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"
Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"
LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."
2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*
Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"
LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"
Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"
LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."
2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*
Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"
by Hoofing_diddler September 28, 2024
When a person of another culture starts explaining how their culture works before even realizing that you might know what it is.
by ChrisC_ November 30, 2018
A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.
Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.
by Borelia January 25, 2025
a very sexy man with a very large cock
by Tyler splaine February 14, 2018
She was Gentile-splaining when she attempted to teach me about Jewish conversion and posted "You know, when Charlotte on "Sex in the City" converted to Judaism..."
by Valgirl December 17, 2021
Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury
"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."
by I Kuchaokof May 03, 2019
"Did you happen to attend last night's amateur radio club meeting?" "Yes, a lot of man-on-man-splaining."
by addat November 13, 2023