Barr-splain

Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury
"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."
by I Kuchaokof May 03, 2019
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tyler splaine

a very sexy man with a very large cock
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Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.
It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
by Major Thomas Randle February 07, 2019
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Will-splaining

1. When someone explains in great detail about a subject, or how to do do something despite the victim have a sufficient amount of knowledge and/or experience.

2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.

Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".

Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.
1.

LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"

Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"

LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."

2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*

Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"
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Gie-Splaining

When a company or celebrity are promoting a product or project but instead use the platform to virtue signal SJW politics. The term is gender specific.

Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.
Donny paid for air time on television to sell his product. Upon taping for his time he rattles off about politics supporting nazi feminism.

Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."
by antayat March 09, 2019
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Z-splaining

When a GenZ who has just barely learned something basic starts to lecture adults or decide to make a TikTok video teaching the world about this new discovery.

Related to Kidsplaining.
-Did you see Madison Z-splaining on TikTok again?

-Yeah, what was it this time?

-She just realized Slim Shady and Eminem is the same rapper

-OMG - she finish with #mindblown again?

- ofc
by jiminix January 13, 2024
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Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.
I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.
by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019
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