A rare noctural specimen native to the Kern County resulting from the genetic mixing of Chinese and German lineage. A Spickenreuther is typically small in size, but compensates for this physical disadvantage by being fearless in the face of social pressure and public criticism.
They are also known to be a highly decorative species, accentuating their appearance with metallic accessories and dark clothing as to ward off any predators, they might attract with their random assortment of pins.
Should one upset a Spickenreuther, one should think twice, or be preparred to be "PWN3D", a natural defense mechanism that is both potent and humiliating for the victim.
Spickenreuthers are surprisingly resourceful, and can go for days, perhaps even weeks, at a time, surviving on minimal sleep and nutrition that would be detrimental for most others (i.e. Pocky, natural sugar, soy, etc.).
Another unique trait of the Spickenreuther species - especially in the males - is the innate ability to comprehend and create complex musical arrangements, with styles ranging from the classical masters to the theme songs of homosexual pornography. While the female Spickenreuthers also possess the potential for musical creativity, they often choose not to express this potential out of fear of being musically "PWN3D" by the males.
The Spickenreuther is a fascinating and resilient creature which surely defies the linguistic limits any definition that might try to understand its true nature.
They are also known to be a highly decorative species, accentuating their appearance with metallic accessories and dark clothing as to ward off any predators, they might attract with their random assortment of pins.
Should one upset a Spickenreuther, one should think twice, or be preparred to be "PWN3D", a natural defense mechanism that is both potent and humiliating for the victim.
Spickenreuthers are surprisingly resourceful, and can go for days, perhaps even weeks, at a time, surviving on minimal sleep and nutrition that would be detrimental for most others (i.e. Pocky, natural sugar, soy, etc.).
Another unique trait of the Spickenreuther species - especially in the males - is the innate ability to comprehend and create complex musical arrangements, with styles ranging from the classical masters to the theme songs of homosexual pornography. While the female Spickenreuthers also possess the potential for musical creativity, they often choose not to express this potential out of fear of being musically "PWN3D" by the males.
The Spickenreuther is a fascinating and resilient creature which surely defies the linguistic limits any definition that might try to understand its true nature.
by Dehvyn June 3, 2005
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Get the spicen mug.(Adj.) Acting redonkulous aggressive and explosively combative towards others with little or no warning, in order to mask the overwhelming insecurity brought on by small (or potentially missing) testicles. Often a jealous reaction by a disgruntled, sad little scrotum dangler who has attained some level of public authority, for example a cop with a chip on his shoulder after repeatedly being passed over for promotion. Spicenutty behavior is differentiated by roughnuts behavior in that the spicenutter seeks to appear unpredictable and tough, where a roughnutter actually possesses both qualities in abundance. Spicenutters also seem to have an uncanny affinity for "Dora the Explorer." To date this connection has gone unexplained by the scientific community.
While hosting a baller-assed 2-day full-tilt boogie party, I chillin with a bottle of Sailor Jerry and drifted off to sleep. 20 minutes later I was called to the front door. There, I met a large, roided-out, gangry, bald-as-fuck 45+ year-old sheriff's deputy, trying to gang bitch my nephews and pointing a maglight in my face. Big boy, but not my size. This is where I began to detect all the familiar signs and symptoms of the classic spicenutty cop. "I asked for the owner!" "Yeah, that's me. Why did you wake me up." Dickpocalypse starts looking around, hot women everywhere, sweet house, rocket car, me obviously 20 years younger than he expected. He continues yelling. "How the hell could you possibly sleep through all this music and chaos? It sounds like all hell's breaking loose back there (by the pool)." He starts stepping toward me. "I was a soldier." Impassive thousand meter stare. "Now how may I help you." Ass- trinket stops cold, and explains all the things he could have done, and would have done, and then scoots that little srunt no-load ass out of there. Already thinking of the next "Dora" episode, no doubt. In other words, spicenuttiness is being a killjoy, trying to throw your weight around, especially when you see young people who have actually had sex, having fun.
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