by uwubean June 11, 2019

A person who is an incredible douche bag that gravitates towards even bigger douche bags with any small amount of power or standing over a group, false or real. A Spencer will coddle the balls of any perceived superior while gagging on their cock and begging for more between breathes in the hope of receiving a pat on the head or an unfounded statement that serves to validate his existence. He is an expert in pointing out the flaws of others, but seems unable to see that he sucks at life and is a complete failure when compared to anyone else. He is a snitch of epic proportions and the type of douche who will be friends with a person while simultaneously talking trash about them behind their back to anyone who will listen.
See Also: DNTB
See Also: DNTB
"Spencer's been snitchin to the boss again, but failed to mention he's the biggest fuck up in the department".
by TopRow November 28, 2012


Is usually a brunette and tallish! He is known for being a fuck boy, but actually cares about the inside! He into the butts and boobs and would do anything to get with you!
Spencer- fuck look at that girls butt
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
Friend- that's a tiny ass
Spencer- best damn ass I've ever seen
by Big mama 2.0 January 1, 2017

Term for a seemingly ignorant dumb-ass who is totally self-absorbed. Also...A person who thinks of no one but himself.
by Phatdaddy4 July 24, 2011

by LucasisGay29 March 18, 2022

A man whose faith is so great that a stick with the enemies' heads on the front lawn would not satisfy this thirst for justice.
Did you hear that Spencer realized he should not take revenge for injustice and prayed that the Father's will in heaven be done? And now his enemies are no more.
by .. ......... ... ....C... 7 April 18, 2023
