Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.

Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!

by The Zombie Man Cam October 9, 2011

Speedy Gonzalez

Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.

“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!

by Slydog11 December 17, 2019

Speedy Male

A guy that searches for a new girlfriend directly after a breakup.

Holy Cow! Should I really go on a date with the Speedy Male?

by Nulzn June 6, 2022

the speedy hunter

Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.

"Man, she slapped me right after I tried using the speedy hunter on her"

by king nacho March 5, 2005

Speedy Freeze

A Speedway version of the popular 7-11 Slurpees.
A little thicker than 7-11 but still awesome.
Usually 89 cents for any size all summer.

Whenever you go to Speedway, it's a crime not to get a monster 44oz Speedy Freeze

by iamtowlie July 7, 2010

Speedy

Make shift cab, cheaper, but also much, much more sketch. Common around the Niagara region in Southern Ontario

We didn't have enough money after getting our 40's, so we had to take a speedy to the party, man was the driver crazy.

by m2L September 1, 2008

SpeedyCat

Give you my desire...
"Speedy Cat"
Give you my desire...
Splendid like a fire...

SPEEDYCAT SURE IS SPEEEEEDY!

by SPEEDYCATSPEED January 22, 2009