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speedwagoning

Spreading gossip, rumors, or unconfirmed reports that rely on a chain of other unattributed sources, usually within a tightly-knit circle, and repeated often enough as to be taken as fact.

Basically, an anonymous circlejerk of damaging insinuations, that spreads like wildfire or a contagious disease, and is as catchy and easy to digest as an '80s earworm.
News reporter: Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you've been messing around.

Interview subject: That sounds like speedwagoning, and I'm not going to comment.
by Peppermint Marcie September 18, 2023
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REO Speedwagon

When you're comfortable but suddenly need to take a poop and finally do after several minutes of contemplation because you can't fight that feeling anymore. Named because of the band's hit song "Can't Fight This Feeling"
"I was watching TV but a mud missile was kissing my underwear and I finally took an REO Speedwagon"
by CatDad1622 May 13, 2024
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SpeEedwaGOnnn

1: The act of being a awesome German gurgling water then spitting it out while saying "SpeEedwaGOnnn" in a French accent

2: Being German, speak Japanese / English, has been to Mexico with an English man before, can say "SpeEedwaGOnnn" with a French accent, has fought a Column Fellow in Switzerland / Italy with a 19 year old British man before, and dying at Stalingrad

3: Being Mr. Worldwide
Guy: says SpeEedwaGOnnn in a French accent

Other Guy: Stop being such a SpeEedwaGOnnn
by Aztec Stripper Guy August 20, 2021
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