Spedistic

'Spedistic' is an adjective. It is defined as dumb, special ed, and unintelligent. It can be a synonym for 'sped' or 'slow'. 'Spedistic' can describe a person, action, or thing.

Example #1:
You: "Why did you pour hot tea into a plastic water bottle?"
Your Sister: "I didn't think it would melt!"
You: "You're so spedistic!"

Example #2:
Your Friend: "Ms. Smith gave us extra homework because one person was talking!"
You: "Bruh she's literally spedistic!"

by QuirkyGurl06 November 7, 2022

The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.

- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee

by Filleman December 22, 2020

Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.

Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"

by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

An internet show on YouTube done by a Swede who yells at the camera interchangably in English and Swedish (or 'Swenglish') and prepares his food/dish/course/whatever in an incredibly over the top manner, usually involving smashing, throwing, and breaking things and just generally causing a mess. He also lives with another character called Mr Fox, who frequently outsmarts and beats him. It usually involves some gimmick before the actual episode and also an instance of him eating a 'pre-dinner snack' (usually a spoonful of mayonnaise), after which he says "It's good for you".

Episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time:
*is sitting on toilet*
*reaches for toilet paper, realizing there is none*
"MR FOOOOOOX!"

by EpicGuy July 30, 2012

swedish headache

A swedish headache indicates that you are horny. Chiefly used by females.

All this yelling is giving me a swedish headache, you know what i mean? Horny! Source: film "A Dirty Shame"

by Sir Xar June 12, 2005

Swedish Fish

Soft and chewy candy with flavor that lasts from head to tail.

I would like some Swedish Fish right now, but not as much as I'm fiending some Erin.

by FuzzyMonkey September 24, 2003

Swedish Nigel

1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.

2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.

I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.

by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011