Spandongle

A juicy mixture of ketamine and speed in line form.

Hello good sir, would you care for a spandongle?

by Lionel Skinnytits February 1, 2019

Spanjich

The last name of Harrison which means they suck there sisters pussy until they cum juices and sucks his grandma clean until she shits herself otherwise known as a gay fuck

That cunt over there is a Spanjich

by Shhshajs April 11, 2021

Jessie Spano syndrome

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.

Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.

by Evilevad December 24, 2014

Spanosh

If thanos was spanish and he had a dirty mallet and filthy mexicon mustache

That Boi is such a spanosh

by zykxructlivybuoin January 29, 2019

Weird Al Spankovich

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'

SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

spanjee

A hand job using spit as lubricant.

she gave me a spanjee while packing a fat dinger.

by skullzie July 7, 2008

Spano

Not attending an event with your friends because you have to hang out with your girlfriend or a girl instead.

Why weren’t you at the party last night spano?

by Tmills11111 May 31, 2021