Spangled eggs

Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”

by Kethead Keith May 7, 2018

Spankloshing

Noun: the combination of two sexual/sensual practices spanking and sploshing. First, thorough spanking is administered to the spankee. Then, when the booty is red, hot, and stingy, the spankee immediately sits on a cold cake (pavlova is preferred). This is followed by more general sploshing by all participants.

Spankloshing was developed as an extension of the base practices of spanking and sploshing.

by Neophyte kink March 3, 2019

spanglewank

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks

"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"

by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019

Anti Spangle Juice

Anti Spangle Juice - This term may be applied to any non alcoholic beverage when embarking on, or involved as willing participant in a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

When using the term outside of the normal seshleyhem pilgrimage scenario, anti spangle juice should only be applied to water.

Anti Spangle Juice is traditionally served with ice and a fresh lemon slice.

May I offer you a glass of anti spangle juice, good sir?

by Supertato January 31, 2023

Spangler

Someone who is overall enjoyable to be around.

I love hanging out with Ken, he is such a spangler!

by LongJonTimbers August 12, 2012

spangledacious

The state of mind beyond spangled but just this side of unconsciousness.

A happy fucking place..
"I am spangledacious.."

by hegga February 25, 2009

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009