Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.
by Slophole91 August 30, 2010
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by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009
Get the South Jersey Head Competition mug.In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.
I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.
by juckerafison December 17, 2020
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After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.
by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011
Get the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride mug.Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.
North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach
by KiaraReid February 23, 2019
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Get the south jersey mug.When a car behind to slow down for a yellow light, and the car behind it quickly changes lanes and speeds past to try to beat the light.
Often seen on South Jersey roads.
Often seen on South Jersey roads.
I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.
by JDBreeze1 September 14, 2022
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