A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020
Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.
Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''
by Danny Rae February 18, 2014
When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn February 01, 2024
When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela
by RUFFSACK February 12, 2024
by no 1 greek god September 13, 2013
“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins April 21, 2018
My South African English accent is More British-based.