by Janae.Walton September 22, 2017
Get the Spotlight mug.After waiting forever for the light to change, your car finally gets up to the intersection... just as the light turns red again. And you have to wait for fucking ever for the light to change again.
by Le Pingouin Pervers January 6, 2009
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A stoplight is spoken when talking to your wingmen about possible hook-ups for the night.
Green Light- The lady is very attractive, and you should not back down from this possible fling.
Yellow Light- This usually is said when the girl is a toss up. Usually she is turned into a green light after a few drinks. But the next morning you will probably regret it.
Red Light- STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL!!! She is ugly, std infested, or might have a boyfriend that is a UFC champion that gets jealous really easily.
Green Light- The lady is very attractive, and you should not back down from this possible fling.
Yellow Light- This usually is said when the girl is a toss up. Usually she is turned into a green light after a few drinks. But the next morning you will probably regret it.
Red Light- STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL!!! She is ugly, std infested, or might have a boyfriend that is a UFC champion that gets jealous really easily.
Phil: Hey Mike. . what color of the Stoplight is the girl standing over by the bar?
Mike: I would say green light! She looks very sexy, and she has a twin!!
Mike: I would say green light! She looks very sexy, and she has a twin!!
by Whitt43 March 30, 2008
Get the Stoplight mug.Like the name suggests, a spotlight thief loves the idea of being the centre of interest, even if that means taking the limelight away from the person who deserves it.
Person 1: Did you hear that Kate announced her pregnancy at Lia and James' wedding?
Person 2: Did she really? Kate is such a spotlight thief!
Person 2: Did she really? Kate is such a spotlight thief!
by CocoChanelInc June 22, 2020
Get the Spotlight Thief mug.A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
by potaytoes February 4, 2017
Get the stoplight asshole mug.When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.
Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018
Get the stoplight method mug.Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.
Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.
Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.
Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.
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