soaking

The process by which one delays washing one's dishes indefinitely.

A rice cooker pot takes about 30 minutes to soak through before it's ready for washing. She's left hers soaking in the sink for 3 days now under that pretext!

by anthonylebrun January 24, 2009

Soaking Cute

When describing something as being "soaked in cuteness" or short for "so f***ing cute". A combination!

"E.T. is soaking cute, mama", Kingston, the two year old,declared to his mother.

by Jeanette Lochnar June 10, 2010

soaping the dog

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.

After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.

by fb December 31, 2004

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004

soffing

soffing, stands for playing the game 'soldier of fortune'

it can also stand for hitting somebody in the gutand when they are bent over you kick them again but this time in the groin:)

1) me and some buddies went soffing online again, man we beat those foes so hard.

2) yesterday me and a guy got in a fight, he soffed me like three times, then I passed out.

by cameleo October 5, 2006

Soaking The Rug

1.When a couple decide to have sex in the shower and figure out that it is a huge pain in the ass. They proceed to move things outside, possibly on the shower rug that you step on directly outside of said shower. Being drenched, they both "soak the rug."

2. Cumming on/within the confines of your partners pubic hair.

1. Deeds: Forget this shower babe, it's too restricting.

Sonoma: Shall we proceed in Soaking The Rug?

2. Squeekwal: Baby, I'm thinking of Soaking The Rug.

ChuckE: Bring it on, and stay away from my eyes.

by Mickey Fan March 22, 2009

Soaring Borey

A boring story that one gets hit with out of the blue.

"Watch out for that guy, he'll try to get you with a soaring borey."

by egoup70 November 20, 2009