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Scuffed

*Goes to chipotle and buys a burrito*
*customer* damn this burrito is scuffed
by brandonplayz November 22, 2018
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Stuffed Mushroom

Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.

Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.

(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!

Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!

I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
by J Westeezy July 6, 2008
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The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
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Chimney Snuffer

1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.
My mouth hurts from the chimney snuffer I gave my boyfriend yesterday.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
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scuffed my jordans

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"
by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010
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Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....
"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell
by Austin B. January 31, 2005
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snuffellatio

Male dog behavior where obsessive attention is paid own genitalia. This behavior often has appearance of auto-erotic behavior but may simply be self grooming. Snuffellatio is some times confused with masturbation. Ability to perform snuffellatio is much admired by male human beings. This behavior would mostly go unnoticed if not for the associated snuffling, snorkeling and snorting sounds.
Spot is definitely going down on himself again. Sounds like he is enjoying himself. So thats snuffellatio

Hey look at what Spot is doing. Wish I could that. Which is most frequently followed by. He probably wouldn't mind.

Hey Dad Spot is in his no zone again.
by max'srocks May 24, 2010
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