by Rex Hammer November 09, 2006
1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.
2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."
2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."
Congressman Massa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.
Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.
Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.
by FoxNewsFred March 21, 2010
by winkleberry August 10, 2011
by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017
by 242424242424242424oz July 17, 2021
Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.
Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.
Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.
1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"
"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."
2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."
2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
by auseyre December 06, 2009
by Wtfjr November 26, 2017