snoogling

When an uncut male and a cut male place their penises together, and the uncut male puts his foreskin over the uncut males head.

I caught Ryan and Johnny snoogling under the table in the lunch room.

by Ryals April 28, 2007

SNOODELING

two uncircumsised men standing in front of each other, penis-to-penis using their foreskin to masturbate each other

Justin and Matt were out in the parking lot snoodeling like crazy after work last night

by creg September 18, 2006

snortling

To snortle means to chortle (laugh) with a snort. It's a business/finance joke

Then, when I will pay the bills that you have sent me, and I will pay with the money that you loaned me at no interest.
And while I am paying you with your own money, I will be snortling to myself, at your own stupidity.

Go to Youtube and put in 'One RingyDingy' and you'll see Lily Tomlin doing her famous snortle.

by Big Ed June 15, 2008

Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel

Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.

by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Snorkeling Semen

When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen

When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

snorkeling teabagger

1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."

Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.

by FoxNewsFred March 22, 2010

Snorkeling

(verb) The act of placing the scrotum into your oral orafice while simultaniously stroking the shaft attached to said scrotum.

I've got this thing for chicks who do good snorkeling. That last girlfriend of mine was a snorkeling queen!

by Jesus Martinez De Luis March 11, 2010