Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.
The financial equivalent of a cock block.
Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.
The financial equivalent of a cock block.
Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.
"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."
by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008
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Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor.
You've fucked my mom for the last time - you and me are gonna play some no surrender snooker!!!
...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.
...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
Get the no surrender snooker mug.A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009
Get the Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe mug.A Chinese snooker is where the cue ball in a game of snooker rests just in the pocket with the pocket cushion preventing the player being able to get a clear shot at the object ball - thus creating a snooker but not in the conventional sense of being snookered behind other balls.
by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013
Get the chinese snooker mug.In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005
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Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.
Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.
Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'
There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.
Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Before 'kicks' were in invented in 2009, players would have to admit to bad shots, and commentators would acknowledge poor play.
Statistically, since the invention of the 'kick' 100% of all bad shots have been affected by one.
Any bad shot can be explained by a 'kick'
There is no telling when you will get a 'kick' but everyone is due one at some point, the only way to avoid a 'kick' is by potting the ball succesfully.
Without 'kicks', never would a ball be missed.
Kick (Snooker):
A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there
B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'
A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
A: balls. ive missed the pot by a good foot there
B: rotten luck - you must have had a big 'kick'
A: ah yes, that makes sense, bloody 'kicks' eh!
by twoinchtornado November 27, 2011
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