textbook snobbery

a blind, often aggressive belief in what one's textbook says, in violation of the facts. Derived from the military term "combat snobbery."

French kid: My textbook said capitalism is evil!
Smart kid: And that's why those who live in socialist countries are so poor and unhappy?
French kid: ... but it said Americans are evil!
Smart kid: You seem to suffer from textbook snobbery, sir.

by Blazko March 10, 2008

snobblegobber

When a person has done something to offend someone you could use this as a more offensive word

Person A says "I don't like how you wore that today"
And person B could say "well you're a snobblegobber"

by Scar_woods39 May 20, 2022

snobberino

a person who believes that they are too cool for apple products

like they think theyre cool by not conforming to macs but guess who has no viruses and a pretty interface snobberino?!?!?

by preghost March 30, 2015

Snoblems

When your problems are so bougie they go beyond first world problems. You've got snoblems.

Ugh, I've got serious snoblems now that my new gym doesn't have an alkaline water fountain.

by TdDub July 3, 2016

Scobbles

Noun referring to sweet or savoury junk food such as hard boiled sweets, jellies, chocolate, crisps, biscuits, cake etc.

''Mon biys we go Tesco for a load of scobbles''

by Murph Moloney December 16, 2017

swobble

the best account on tiktok that there is!!

sam: “have you seen the new swobble post? IT’S SO TOTALLY AWESOME!”
el: “no but i’ll check it out rn, because i absolutely LOVE swobble😍😍”

by lwt goober 2509 May 30, 2021

Slobble

(SU-la-bull)
A combination of "slay" and "gobble" to symbolize an impressive action or object. Can be used as "slob" or "slobbled."

"Wow man, you slobbled that MILF!"
"That speech you did in class was such a SLOBBLE."

"You absolute slob! That was amazing!"

by big busty mama with 3 kids February 13, 2023