scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

Penis Shoveling

A sex act where a man shits into a women's vagina or anus and proceeds to dig it out with their penis.

One night my girlfriend asked to try penis shoveling. It ended up being pretty messy.

Dude, penis shoveling is fucking grosser than tubgirl!

by Bend Overson November 30, 2016

Sniggling

(Verb.) To fish for eel with a baited Hook.

Go away, I am sniggling.

by The Big Bad Jew October 19, 2004

Sniffling

Sniffing, and shuffling at the same time.. used when your sad.
For when shuffling isnt enough to make you happy.

Jordan: What you doing Ryan?
Ryan: Sniffling :(
Jordan: what for?
Ryan: Just broke up with my girlfriend :(

by BigBeefyBarstool April 10, 2011

shivering like a chihuahua

to be utterly excited about something to the point of near uselessness.

Did you see how excited Bill was when he met Mary? He was shivering like a chihuahua!

by Silver Moose April 28, 2010

Snizzling

A term relating to very fine snow fall.

Oh look it's snizzling!

by Snizzle Master January 20, 2013

Shoveling Dicks

When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!

Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks

by Amanda.bad August 18, 2014