No, seriously

When someone doesn't believe how serious you are.

Hym "No, seriously. You have to at least acknowledge (internally at least) that the the situation is extreme. From Gangstalking, to almost jail, to retard sex cult, to publicly robbed by a millionaire², to gaslit by a psychologist. It never ends. It never ends! I'm going to got hunting and the deer is going to hunt me! The next time I go to eat my food is going to eat me. And to have you all sit there and wonder why anyone would behave immorally. 'No. You should have to do all that AND behave morally' as you snicker to yourself before you revel in the irony of the situation and your contempt of me. Revel in my sweet, silent suffering in your hellraiser suffering cult because that's what feeds your reality monster. Suffering is sacrosanct, after all. And now I hang. My grip loosening on the edge of the bottom rung. The people above me, on the edge? Staring down blankly and pissing."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2022

Seriously.

1- to mean something with intent

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1- ''put it back, stoopid kris!''

2- Seriously, guys.

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

seriously considering

yes i agree to that

I am seriously considering letting you cum in my mouth. = Yes, I want you to cum in my mouth.

by widget567 November 4, 2010

seriously unchillaxed

The act of being angry or otherwise aggravated about something. Also used to refer to particularly stressful situations.

I went a trip to the West Bank wall, that place is seriously unchillaxed!

by Gordon Ingram July 30, 2008

Seriously Shut the Fuck up

U just want someone to shut the fuck up ... they so annoyin.. leave me alone... get a life.. get the fuck out of my way

Yo seriously shut the fuck up man fo real just chill.

by James Evans March 28, 2004

seriously

replaces random as most annoying word in the world. it does not mean you're serious, and does not effectively emphasize what you just said. instead, secures you a position at the bottom of the social ladder.

A: the teacher doesn't know what she's doing.
B: i know. i really hate math. seriously.
(pause)
A: ok bye.

by wrbivrty October 16, 2008

Seriously

A .lazy response of agreement to almost any statement. Takes the place of 'yeah', 'same', or 'mmm'.

Person 1: This lecture totally blows.
Person 2: Serously...

Person 1: Man, I am so hungover.
Person 2: Seriously...

by boppp October 28, 2009